Recently, i heard of 1Malaysia mail news. Government's budget on this system is about RM50 million. This mail will replace all the paper bill, fined bill and others by government.
At first when I heard government need RM50million, i think it is a bit too expensive. If it is not for themselves, then they are being cheated? However, when I heard that the citizens no need to pay even 1 cents, i am a bit relieved but to think they use so much money on this kind of thing.
Hey, we have free hotmail, google, yahoo and many more other email. Why don't you add one more email column to your database that contain citizens data, connect it to the TNB or whatsoever company that gives bill and send the bill from there.
And now I heard that each email will be charged RM0.50. The reason is the encryption and safer email service. Lol... This is how the government earn large sum of money in a short time.....
I saw this funny conversation written by people.
At first when I heard government need RM50million, i think it is a bit too expensive. If it is not for themselves, then they are being cheated? However, when I heard that the citizens no need to pay even 1 cents, i am a bit relieved but to think they use so much money on this kind of thing.
Hey, we have free hotmail, google, yahoo and many more other email. Why don't you add one more email column to your database that contain citizens data, connect it to the TNB or whatsoever company that gives bill and send the bill from there.
And now I heard that each email will be charged RM0.50. The reason is the encryption and safer email service. Lol... This is how the government earn large sum of money in a short time.....
I saw this funny conversation written by people.
Dialogue from Malaysian remake of "WALL STREET : MONEY NEVER SLEEPS"
CEO: "My trusted CFO....what is your sales estimate for this year?"
CFO: "How much profit u want?"
CEO: "Well.... let's see.....to maintain our extravagant wasteful lifestyle we need at least RM 100 mil for ourselves wouldn't u agree....but don't forget we also need RM 20 mil dividends to keep our pathetic investors happy,..well at least let them THINK we are working our asses off and not getting "gaji buta" u know. And one more thing... factor in another RM 30 mil for the guys who got us this job. Can u do it?"
CFO: "Can I do it? Sap sap suey la....now let's see... our operational expenses is RM 50 mil and u want another RM 150 mil. That adds up to RM 200 mil."
CEO:"That's a lot of money my shrewd CFO.... any problems getting RM 200mil?"
CFO: "Hardly. Tell u what...let's just send out 40 e-mails to 10,000,000 accounts nationwide and charge 50 sen for each e-mail. That works out to 400,000,000 e-mails x RM 0.50 = RM 200,000,000 in revenues. What do u think, my dumb CEO?"
CEO: "That's a BRILLIANT idea! U are one twisted guy u know! For this i'll make sure u get a datukship very soon! What are u waiting for? Quick, call for a press conference! Can't wait to make this announcement!
This is taken from here
http://malaysia-today.net/component/content/article/58-video/40027-tricubes-to-charge-50-sen-per-email-confirms-ceo-
CFO: "How much profit u want?"
CEO: "Well.... let's see.....to maintain our extravagant wasteful lifestyle we need at least RM 100 mil for ourselves wouldn't u agree....but don't forget we also need RM 20 mil dividends to keep our pathetic investors happy,..well at least let them THINK we are working our asses off and not getting "gaji buta" u know. And one more thing... factor in another RM 30 mil for the guys who got us this job. Can u do it?"
CFO: "Can I do it? Sap sap suey la....now let's see... our operational expenses is RM 50 mil and u want another RM 150 mil. That adds up to RM 200 mil."
CEO:"That's a lot of money my shrewd CFO.... any problems getting RM 200mil?"
CFO: "Hardly. Tell u what...let's just send out 40 e-mails to 10,000,000 accounts nationwide and charge 50 sen for each e-mail. That works out to 400,000,000 e-mails x RM 0.50 = RM 200,000,000 in revenues. What do u think, my dumb CEO?"
CEO: "That's a BRILLIANT idea! U are one twisted guy u know! For this i'll make sure u get a datukship very soon! What are u waiting for? Quick, call for a press conference! Can't wait to make this announcement!
This is taken from here
http://malaysia-today.net/component/content/article/58-video/40027-tricubes-to-charge-50-sen-per-email-confirms-ceo-
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